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I am a fan of Lane Bryant more often than not but sometimes they get it wrong. Especially when it comes to my boobs. So when life hands you lemons, I say toss them out and go find some cantaloupes. And if you pop a few stitches, well, then use that cliché about breaking eggs or something...  I never remember how it goes.
Mmm, eggs.  Eggs sound good.  Over crab cakes.  With Hollandaise sauce.  And a side of cheese grits and grilled asparagus.  Wait, what?  We were talking about clothes, right?
So yeah, Lane Bryant is on occasion a Lame Giant when they make plus size clothes that don't stretch!?  Derp!
This is one of the final installments in my original Seattle Series, shot by the fabulously talented and beautiful BBW Gwen of Hot Light Studios. Hope you dig it!
Overly-Snug Hugs,
~Buffie

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Do These Stripes Make Me Look Fat?
The correct answer is YES!

I'm a mean, green, stripy machine baby!  I've had this shirt for ages and never really had anywhere to wear it until I went to the Jersey Bash.  I thought it was the perfect time of the year to share them with you for St. Fatty... err Patty's Day!  ~_^

Full Time Fluff!
~Buffie

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Yummm.. lots of treats for Buffie!! Share? Nooooo.... Step away from my goodies! This chubby needs all these calories to maintain her girly figure. If there is anything left after I'm stuffed, I'll consider sharing... but I wouldn't bet on it. <wink wink>
Love, Luck and Candy,
~ Buffie

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My favorite thing about the Jersey Bash?  Meeting BigCutie Demi!  And yes, what they say is hard to believe but absolutely true - she IS even hotter in person.  Here we are in another episode of my Jersey Journal, doing what girls do, hanging out and having girl talk in this exclusive set only available here at my site.

If you want MORE then you are in luck, because you can see even more exclusive shots on Demi's page at http://demi.bigcuties.com

You'll even catch my near-death experience with a jello shot in the video.  But rest assured, I survived and made a full recovery.


Party On Peeps!
~Buffie

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This is a new installment from the Seattle Series shot by the gorgeous Gwen Dolan at Hot Light Studios.

She took care to capture my curves with her Cannon. =) I think she did an excellent job. What is it about a fat chick taking pictures of another fat chick that makes the fat look more faboo than usual? Secret fat photo voodoo maybe?

I suspect her talent as a lens-woman has a lot to do with it. Hope you enjoy! Don't forget to check out a behind-the-scenes video of us BOTH in action.

Meow Meow!
~Buffie

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Some bikes are too low. Some bikes are too tall.
When you're cruising with fluff, your bike can't be small.
I tried one too tiny, the tire went flat.
I tried one much larger and better than that.
The next one I tried had strength, width and height.
And I finally knew - This bike is just right!

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So I have this purse... it's a MAGIC purse... a FUN bag, see? You'll never believe what I found inside it. Mary Poppins and her carpet satchel have got nothing on me!

Other handbag essentials include Germ-X, a brush, hair clips, my cell phone, a small 9mm, Tide Pen, emergency chocolate, my pink leopard glitter wallet and car keys. 

I wonder if Paris Hilton's dog ever poos in her purse? On that note, have a super day!

Fun Bag Kisses, ~Buffie


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Ever try to reach your toes? I did the other day. Didn't quite make it. But since I was already on the floor... I thought "wow, good time for some new pictures!" LoL (Ohkay, the truth was, I couldn't get up without assistance.)

Something I particularly like about these pics is the weird lighting. Sort of has a funky 1970s cult movie vibe, yes? Imagine me as a guest at Z-Man's party in "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls"...

If you were a guest at a famous party... whose would it be?

All my hugs n snuggles,
~Buffie

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Salutations my sugars!

Here I am, still sharing good times from the Seattle Series. This one features one of my favorite shirts with a stylized version of a calavera de azúcar on it. I've never personally eaten a sugar skull before, but my mum made sugar easter eggs once. They looked cool and they smelled like candy but ... Damn, if there is such a thing as too sweet, they definitely qualified. My dentist probably did a cartwheel when I bit into that thing. Are sugar skulls really meant to be eaten? I kind of think the easter eggs were not. It was just cool to be able to say they were made out of sugar, I guess. Frankly, I think of something is meant to be edible, it should at least have the decency to taste good.

Hot Pink Hugs,
~Buffie

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Super big thanks to Gwen Dolan at Hot Light Studios for the superb photography.

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Greetings friends!
Here's an offering from what I will call my "Seattle Series" which is a group of photos taken by my BFF BBW Gwen at Hot Light Studios. I'm sure you're all familiar with this lovely lady. Did you know she's also a fabulously talented photographer? Well, she IS!

This outfit was a super fun find. When I first saw it on the hanger I liked the color and when I took a closer look, I realized it had KITTY SPOTS! My special guest star is Gwen's kitty named Kryten. Hope you enjoy these and more to come in the next installments of the Seattle Series.

Kitty Kisses, ~Buffie

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Why hello there!
I don't know who the first person was to ~heart~ something. Maybe it was the "I ~heart~ NY" t-shirts? Not sure. I tried to look it up on Wiki but just found pages about the organ that pumps blood (huh huh huh, she said organ... heh heh heh, she said pumps) and that band from the 70's with the hot fat chick singer.

Doesn't matter. I'm just glad someone came up with the idea because I like to ~heart~ stuff. I especially ~heart~ my TaTas! The cool thing is, when I bought this shirt, part of the proceeds went toward finding a cure for breast cancer. So if you ~heart~ boobs, breast cancer research is a cause worthy of your time and money.

Speaking of worthy stuff, I'm so glad you find my photos worthy of your time and money. It is so very appreciated. This is another installment from the Seattle Series, photographed by the beautiful and talented BBW Gwen at Hot Light Studios. (http://www.hotlightstudios.net/main/)

I feel fortunate to have the opportunity to share these pics with you. I hope you ~heart~ them as much as I ~heart~ you!

Sizzlin' Smooches, ~Buffie

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Hola mi amigos! Here's another set from the Seattle Series. It's me! In pink! With boobs! YAY! =)

I'm barely in pink though. When I bought this top, I thought it would be just a little more stretchy than it really was. The boobs almost didn't fit. But we had a meeting, talked it over and came to a compromise. The boobs agreed to mush themselves into the top and the top agreed not to burst for at least a few photos. Everyone is happy!


Luscious hugs and jiggles, ~Buffie

*Much Thanks To Hot Light Studios For Taking These Images - They Rule!*

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You all just got played... Because I can't play. Why I own a piano, long story. But I have it and I can't even play Chopsticks. Story of my life, eh?

Some day maybe Miss Candye Kane can teach me to play like she does... with her boobs! That would rock.

Until then, please enjoy being played by Buffie!

Muah! XOXO Buffie

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Here's something you fellows may not know about the ladeeeees.

We never get rid of our favorite clothes. It doesn't matter how old, it doesn't matter if our boobs are 7 cups sizes (yes SEVEN) bigger than when we bought the dress. It doesn't matter how hopelessly out of style.

Shirts and skirts of days past for us are like your fish stories or photos of the nice wheels you've had in your life or your bowling trophies. They're our treasures. Little wonderful gems we like to admire and cherish...

Now that I've explained it in a way you should all be able to understand, I have one thing to ask...

Will you quit harshing us over needing more closet space than you already? Geez. Just deal with it.

For one thing, we have purses. You don't. We need a place to keep said purses because just like you don't want to wear your brown belt with your black shoes, we don't want to carry our giant to-go-work purse with a giltter party dress. Purses require a shocking amount of closet space. I mean, you see mine in the pictures here.

Want to know something you didn't see? That's about HALF my total purse collection. You see how much closet space just those purses occupy.

So ponder no more why your girl should get the big closet. She NEEDS it.

Case - and closet - closed!


Big Boobyful Kisses,
~Buffie
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Long hours of careful research go into my ramblings here, so I hope you're paying close attention!



I would have 10 more useable hours in my day if I didn't have to spend so much time thinking about my boobs. Where are they; what are they doing; between my boobs and my bra, who is currently winning; is my undershirt showing? It's a full-time job chasing these dogs around the yard, I tell you what!

So next time you think about me and wonder what I'm doing... I'm boob wrangling.

Yeeeee Hawwwww!
~Buffie


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