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CAN YOU HEAR THE LEAVES FALLING,
OR THE DEER SLEEPING.
CAN YOU SEE THE BREEZE BLOWING,
OR THE WILLOWS WEEPING.
DO YOU FEEL THE SONGS OF THE BIRDS
OR THE SHADOW OF THE TREE.
DO YOU LOVE THE BEAUTY YOU FOUND HERE,
THEN YOU HAVE FOUND THE KEY.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE SOFT WHITE CLOUDS,
SLIDE YOUR FEET INTO THE COOL STREAM.
YOU CAN FEEL SO PEACEFULLY RELAXED,
IT WILL FEEL LIKE A HEAVENLY DREAM.
THE SUN IS SHINNING SO BRIGHTLY,
AND GRAVITY HAS YOU PINNED.
JUST LAY BACK AND ENJOY,
FOR THIS IS THE FOREST AND THE WIND.
LISTEN FOR THE SOUNDS OF THE FOREST,
FOR THEY ARE SHALLOW AND MILD.
WATCH FOR THE RABBITS PLAYING SO FREE,
AND THE FLOWERS THAT GROW IN THE WILD.
BRING YOUR CHILDREN HERE TO SEE,
AND WATCH THE JOY IN THIER FACE.
TEACH THEM TO RESPECT IT NOW,
FOR THIS SHALL BECOME THIER SECRET PLACE.
BEHOLD THE FEELING YOU FEEL NOW,
THE TIME IS YOURS TO SPEND.
FOR THIS IS THE FOREST AND THE WIND,
AND IT SHALL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND.

This poem is lovely, but it has two flaws.  First, it lacks explicit reference to fat women.  Second, it's entirely in capital letters.