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In about 5500 BC in what is now the lands of Panama, Columbia, and Vennezuala a culture developed that worshipped fat women as it's gods and rulers. Women in the society had begun to be fatter and fatter with each generation, and by this time all the fat women were enormous, weighing 500-800 pounds commonly, and those women accquired great power within the society. It became common place and proper ettiquette for a man to contribute much of his own food to the goddesses each year, or perhaps just the one he chose to worship, as there seemed to be no one goddess that ruled all. Most every goddess would have the opportunity and ability to eat all she wanted each day, and it seems some goddesses were in fact forced to eat gourging themselves for days at a time. These women were apparently of higher esteem than the average goddess and were a great deal fatter, possibly in excess of 1000 pounds. I estimate one to have been over 1600 pounds. She is recorded having eaten a feast, enough for the entire village, all by herself in one day. There is no way to confirm this however. Her stomache would have to be stretched out to at least 10 times normal size. Thats large enough to contain a couple of basketballs, before she even began to eat, so that when she filled it it would stretch out a great deal further, perhaps doubling in size. Big enough to contain 4 basketballs. Indeed she had an enormous capacity to eat nevertheless. Throughout the entire culture it became common to gain luck by rubbing a goddesses belly while she ate, as well as to insert ones face into her buttox and nuzzle, perhaps tickling her anus with the nose and coaxing her to fart. This garanteed good fortune for the day. A good hunt would be had.
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Author: spcbrown

Posted: 29 Aug 2003 09:13 In later centuries,about 4900 BC, a new ritual had developed and many males of the society began to sacrifice themselves and or family members to the goddesses. In doing so a sacrificed person would be taken to a site which had an altar/table carved out of solid rock, within a level carved out circle on the floor. This in itself is amazing as there were no metal tools to work with. It has been shown that a sacrifice was lain down on this table and a goddess then sat on him, and ate a feast. She may have also been accompanied by one or more other goddesses in this activity, with all of them sitting on the sacrifice and eating at the same time. With thier bellies full, the goddesses would then begin to return the sacrifice to the earth from which he came. If the person were still alive he would soon be dying, as the goddesses method for returning him to earth was by pulverizing him under their feet, aswell as further sitting and much bouncing upon his body. Each goddess knew that the being of life was centered in the chest, so there was where most of their focus was placed. They stood, walked and stomped on the mans chest, but also on his entire body, including his head and face. But the main goal was to completely crush the chest, which 1 to 2 or more goddesses weighing at least 500 pounds each hod no difficulty doing. I imagin within just seconds of the ritual begining a sacrifice would have been inflicted with many broken ribs, if not a complete collapse of the chest cavity, which is what he would have soon after. His entire body was sujected to being broken and crushed into a mangled mess, most of this from the goddesses trampling him. Thier final act before the ritual would end was to completely crush his head. His head would be stomped and stepped on and stood on until this was accomplished and his brain was a splatter of parts with his skull on the floor. Now he could be absorbed into the earth, and would be rewarded in the afterlife.
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Author: spcbrown

Posted: 30 Aug 2003 05:37 Finally by 4000BC the ratio of people being sacrificed was too high and the civilization began to deteriate. All elder men were sacrificed, youths male and female were crushed, the verile young men were returned to the earth aswell, untill finally the surviving goddesses began to turn against oneanother. Goddesses made alliances with other goddesses, and epic battles were fought. Thousands of huge fat women collided. Those that could end up on top of the other were usually the victorious. Half of the goddesses were crushed, and returned to the earth. Then the alliances were broken and a new battle fought. Within just 50 years it was all over. A handfull of goddesses remained, but no record of them after that exsists. They likely having no chain of support to hunt for them and pamper to their needs , slowly starved and died. They would have been so fat that this would have taken quite some time. Certainly they would have been able to fend for them selves, but not well enough to hunt for the amount of food they required. However it is a possibility that at least one surrvived and went elsewhere, found a mate, gave birth, and went on to live a decent life. So maybe there is a decendant to the goddesses out there somewhere.
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