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the other night my 338 pound girlfriend and her 400++ something pound friend (she wouldn't tell me her weight but said it was way over 400 lbs) anyway I was laying on the floor watching TV and they came into the room with a bowl of popcorn and a bunch of snack food. I started to eat the popcorn and my girlfriend told me to get my own. I wouldn't stop eating it. she said to get my own again and I told her to try and stop me from eating eat. Well with that she got off the davenport and started to wrestle around with me. At 155 pounds and about 2 inches shorter I'm No match for her!!
She just sat down beside me and said are you ready I said ready for what? She then took her really fat thighs and wraped them around me. I was totaly traped with my arms pined next to my side. She just started to squeeze and squeeze. I said stop it your crushing me. She said are you going to stop eating my popcorn and get your own. I said no way!! That was a mistake. The next thing I know she's squeezing me even harder. Then after a minute she let go but then she rolled me over on my back and just sat her huge butt on top of my chest. I tried to push or pull her off but I couldn't even budge her. She told her friend to hurry and make some more popcorn. Her friend just said sure but then she said how come you get all the fun?? My girlfriend told her that after she got the pop corn made that she could have some of the fun. My girlfriend just kept sitting on my chest for the whole time that the popcorn was being made. I was really starting to have trouble breathing and completely didn't have any strength to push her off. Her friend came back with the popcorn and sat it down on the floor by my girlfriend and me. My girlfreind said I dare you to eat some now. Well being the gluton for punishment that I am start to reach for the popcorn. She said if you put your hand in that bowl your a dead man. I just gave her this smart ass smile and reached into the bowl. Well before I could get my hands on any popcorn she pushed the bowl away and gave a huge bounce into the air. what little breath I had came rushing out and I swear I heard a rib crack. Then My girlfriend slid down onto my legs. I started to breath again then my girl friend said in the fake caring voice, are you all better now?? I just stuck my toung out at her. she then told her 400++ pound friend to sit on my head. Her friend said I will kill him if I do that. She started to walk over to me but first she set all of the food down by her and my girlfriend. But instead of sitting on my head ( I probably wouldn't be alive to tell this story) she laid her humongous belly and body on top of me. I heard my girl friend say good idea. I felt her move her body off of me for a minute. Then......
(to be finished later)
Jealous of seat cushions everywhere.

 :) This is another good one!!